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Writing for Money

Landing my first client


I was an analog sexter on the digital highway.

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Photo by Andrea Piacquadio from Pexels

Winding Road Ahead


How to handle being scared stiff in the realm of almost-slumber.

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Henry Fuseli, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons


‘Tis the season to evict my squatter, vagrant, Grinch of a brother.

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Image by Comfreak from Pixabay


Are you in danger of being ghosted?

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Image by Please Don’t sell My Artwork AS IS from Pixabay
  1. His afterlife glow seems a little too glowy lately. Why so luminous, mister?
  2. You notice him liking a lot photos of a mysterious ghoul on Instaghost. Who is this strumpet and does she own a sheet in an adult size?
  3. He suddenly decides to cut back on his nightly glass of spirits because he wants to get in better shape. Wait, there’s more than one?!?
  4. Last night he broke out some new scare tactics in bed, which felt amazing, but where the hell did he learn those moves?
  5. Rumors are circulating he was seen with a skinny banshee at Macabre


Is there a statute of limitations on decking the halls?

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Image by Herbert Aust from Pixabay


One man’s monthly journey from idiot to an idiot who writes.

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Image by Comfreak from Pixabay
  1. Travel
  2. Make friends
  3. Write


Asking for a US president.

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Photograph: Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP


Christmas birthdays are the worst.

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Image by Myriams-Fotos from Pixabay

Brian Abbey

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