Cringe but also ha! I give all my surfboards female names. Priscilla is my 9', baby blue cadillac of boards, but there's Jenny and Electra too. I name a lot of things, but usually don't share and things like my tech stuff has male and female names, but my boards were always women.

I also find it funny as I learn to speak Romanian, the gender of things. I speak Spanish but Romanian has even more gender in its language and it gets weird. The number two can change genders, which I like.