I think if anyone girl had wanted to touch my joystick I might have shat my Battlestar Galactica underwear. You’re right though, I must get with the times.

I still have that lunch pail but I leave it in the closet. Sadly, all the Garbage Pail Kids are lost.

Ah, the new NFL — Nerd For Life. I hear you.

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