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… up a brand new vagina and ask the same question, any responsible gift giver is going to tell you, “you’d better read the instructions.”
Benjamin Davis
Brian Abbey
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is there an instructional DVD?
expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey brianabbeywriter.com
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