My Wife Magically Made My Dog’s Balls Disappear
She says it was conscious intention. I say it was terrifying.
A chihuahua’s balls may be small, but they should be visible. So, I was puzzled as I stared at Paco walking in front of me with not a testicle in sight. This was the first moment in a chain of events that ended with me realizing my wife, who is quite a witchy woman, might have some magical dominion over all things balls.
¿Donde estan tus juevos?
I noticed Paco’s missing juevos as we passed a much larger dog — a beefy pitbull mix. Paco is uneasy around other dogs, no matter how friendly that fido is. Paco saw the pitbull, put his head down, and picked up his pace as he tried to pretend the giant dog didn’t exist.
The pitbull couldn’t have cared less about Paco as he casually strutted down the pavement with all the confidence you’d expect from a big boy with a massive sack of testicles swinging to and fro with each step.
I’m not an avid observer of dog balls, but these things were huge. It amused me. Then, I looked at Paco and saw there was nothing between his legs except his tiny chihuahua bunghole, which was tightly puckered.
When Paco and I made it home, I cleaned off his little paws and called my wife.
