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President Trump Is Getting Husbands Back to Work and Wives Back to 1954

Just in time for them to make dinner for their breadwinners.

Brian Abbey
2 min readOct 29, 2020
Image by Oberholster Venita from Pixabay

Hello Ladies of America,

In case you’ve yet to hear the big news, US President Donald J. Trump has promised to get your husbands back to work! Breathe a deep sigh of relief America, President Don is on the job! Not only will there be baked Alaska on your dinner table once again, but with your handsome husband back at the office, you can get back to being a proper housewife.

It’s time to return to normalcy, ladies. While your husband is out bringing home the bacon, break out your nifty, new Hoover Constellation vacuum and clean that carpet! Make sure to check your make-up and brush your hair before Prince Charming’s chariot arrives back at his castle, and have his Scotch and slippers ready at the door. It’s been a long day of breadwinning for your man, but doesn’t he look dapper in that suit?

You might even surprise him with a premium Swanson Frozen Turkey dinner from the supermarket. After you pick up the kids from school, go ahead and make that Jello salad your man loves. He’s putting extra cash in your purse, so why not slip on your apron and bake your world-famous chiffon cake too? Nothing is too good for that man of yours!

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Brian Abbey
Brian Abbey

Written by Brian Abbey

expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey brianabbeywriter.com

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