The Food Network’s Guy Fieri or Lord of the Watery Abyss Cthulu?

Chef with bleached tips or The Great Old One with an octopus head?

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Guy Fieri by Mark Logico/ Public domain from Wikimedia, Cthulu by BenduKiwi / CC BY-SA from Wikimedia
  1. Renowned for his striking appearance that can overwhelm a person’s reason.

Guy: 1–23, 25

Cthulu: 1–3, 5–8, 10–12, 14–16, 18–21, 23–25

Originally published in Robot Butt

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