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Six Weeks in Quarantine and All I Did Was Rewrite Movie Quotes
Revision is 2020
1. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Skills like this, whoops I touched your face. There! I touched it again. Ooops, one more time. Ha, and again with the face touch! Taken
2. I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence. And I’m gonna take a painting class and do that cross-country trip. Maybe join an improv group. I’m really gonna start living once everything reopens. National Treasure
3. You had my curiosity. But now you have my attention, Sweden. How goes the herd? Django Unchained
4. You’re gonna need a bigger boat. At least, I dunno, there are 3 of us so 3x6=18. So, yeah, you’re gonna need a boat at least 18' bigger. Jaws
5. If anyone orders merlot, I’m leaving. I am not drinking any fucking merlot! Also, if anyone orders the spicy curry, I’m leaving. I’m not being quarantined with you people after that. Sideways
6. Now you’re in the sunken place. That valley in the sofa where you’ve been sitting for the past month, Jim? Yeah, that’s the sunken place. Get Out
7. I’ll have what she’s having. White privilege? Yes, I’ll have some of that. When Harry Met Sally
