The Six Fantastic Faces I Make At People From Underneath My Mask

My eyes say smooth jazz, but my mouth is Coachella, Day 2.

Photo by Joey Nicotra on Unsplash

Hungry Like the Wolf

My eyes say: “It’s okay, kid. You take the last package of Oreos.”

My mouth: Chompers grrrowl! You make one move toward the cookies and you will lose that hand. Back away…



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Brian Abbey

Brian Abbey

expat, ex-philosopher, ex-entrepreneur writing on society, relationships, & AI singularities. VICE, Salon, & misc humor sites @brianabbey