The Terrible Day I Realized I Would Never Be Cool

You can debate nature vs nurture but I blame the Smurfs.

Image by priscilabraido from Pixabay

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster, to be cool. However, as far back as I can remember I was always uncool. All it took was a music appreciation day in my first-grade class to let me know I was forever doomed to be square.