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The Ultimate Oenology vs Flatology Quiz
Are You a Connoisseur of Wine or Farts?
Do you stay awake at night wondering how sophisticated you are? You enjoy a dry, white wine, but you cackle every time someone makes a fart joke. Can you really embrace both worlds?
Take this quiz to find out just what you have a nose for and sleep well tonight!
1. Air Biscuit
a. The bread-like scent of some semi-dry white wines.
b. A fart so potent as to feel palpable.
c. Both.
2. Butt burp
a. The glug sound a wine bottle makes when poured too quickly.
b. A generic term for flatulence used mostly by children and members of Sigma Chi.
c. Both.
3. Bung hole
a. A hole in a barrel where wine is pumped out.
b. A hole in a butt where farts are pumped out.
c. Both.
4. Mouthfeel
a. The various sensations a wine creates in your mouth.
b. When a fart is so full-bodied you can taste it.
c. Both.
5. Head Snapper
