You Can Be My Bernie

And I will be your mittens

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I look at you and I know I’m smitten,

Even if it’s freezing, I’m okay sittin’

out in the cold with you just gettin’

high on life, and the problems we’ll be fixin’-

Gonna bring it home like Donner and Blitzen.

Cuz truer words than these I’ve never written.

You can be my Bernie and I will be your mittens.