You’re funny, Luba Sigaud. She was a lovely gal but I remember the whole thing as wildly amusing. I’ve never been to Quebec but I understand they’re very proud of their heritage. I was most amused at her claiming not to speak English very well. Perhaps more fool me?

A French accent is very sexy and as a proper French woman, you should be outraged people are trying to commandeer your chic cultural ways. I always wondered what France thinks of that. I’ll let you sort it out with Canada.

I’m glad you liked it. You are the farthest thing from bitter I’ve seen in a while so keep doing your patriotic duty! I’ll keep reading your stuff.

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